Shoop Da Woop

Lets play a game. If you seen shoop da whoop, imma firin mah lazer, lazer collection etc. made by Dom Fera I suppose you should know how to play this game simple and easy. The object of the game is repost and think of another way of a shoop da whoop. For example:

One Post:

Zero posts, " A boy walks up to man. He asks the time. The man looks at his time, he says "oh it's half past-BLAAAAHHHHHHHHHH (from the watch)


Then the next person reposts it as another shoop da whoop.


(P.s The BLAAAAAHHH part is where the lazer fires. and parenthesis for where the lazer is fired.)





I'll start...



A guy has constipation problems. He sits down on the toilet doing his business and making sounds and whatnot. After a few grunts and pushes-BLLAAAHHHHH!!!! (butt fires lazer into toilet)

The Matrix dude does his slow motion free style from where the bullets shoot out at him. He slowly comes back up-BLAAAHHHH!!! (laser fires from his mouth)

Itachi is sitting under a tree when Sasuke walks to him. "I'll kill you now Itachi!", Sasuke says. Itachi says, "You had grown stronger since we last met. But you are not strong enough. You lack hatred! Mangekyou Sharin-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH(from Itachi's eyes at Sasuke X<D)

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-Naruto walks in the village saying to Sakura, "I will earn your love sakura! Believe it!!-BLAHHH!!!!!!-laser shoots from his mouth)

Raitaki is walking around when he meets Nae. Nae jumps on his head. Rai gets angry, knocks Nae off, takes out his AWM, points it at Nae and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (from AWM)(AWM=Artic Warfare Magnum >X<3)